Tuesday, 10 June 2014
On 5:19:00 am by Unknown 1 comment
A man whose
wife cheated on him with one of his best pals has put her wedding dress up for
sale along with a scathing online advert.
The 32-year-old
man, from Sydney, describes the dress as having “a proven track record of
producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous ‘soulmate’”.
Since being
posted on gumtree.au, the ad has already racked up more than 50,000 visits and
fetched bids of $300.
The hilarious
description says the dress is: “A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict
Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore
to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God – Jesus Christ.”
The rant goes
on to say: “This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish
posse on your fraudulent wedding day.
“The dress is
guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded
mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship
due to your extramarital promiscuity.”
The dress was
listed for sale on behalf of the heartbroken hubby by friend Dan Campbell, who
had been storing the dress in his garage after the breakdown of the marriage.
Dan said the
groom wanted to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals from his estranged
bride, but that they had worked together on the wording of the advert.
He said: “He
was absolutely wrecked when it broke up. They had a divorce settlement and he’s
happy now.
“He
was laughing actually when I told him about all the attention the ad’s been
getting.”
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